Cansu [jawn-soo], 19, Istanbul.
Has had the honor of meeting Mr. Vettel, Mr. Webber, The Iceman and Mr. Schumi's steering wheel. Mr. Djokovic is next in line. Spreads the love of F1, and is an amateur tennis player. ◆Turkish GP 2011 ◆ German GP 2012
"Messi is '87, Vettel is '87. It's quite a good year to be born." - Novak Djokovic
well, it seems somebody’s rocking the tux. my baby boy has come of age now.
”who need tits? w/ a ass like this?”
So where can I find this someone?
Iconic historical stage designs for The Queen of the Night sequence from Mozart’s “Magic Flute” - the first image by Karl Friedrich Schinkel in 1815, the second by Simon Quaglio in 1818 (x)
next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights
True, though I don’t think it’s about the religion of your country and rather about who’s governing it and the people who support such attitude. I am a Turkish person and I have never left my country to live elsewhere, and I’ve been pretty much aware of the phases my country was going through ever since I could interpret social/political issues. We have had a female Prime Minister, but it’s a completely different portrait now. That was then, when Turkey was being governed by social-democrats. And even then, I don’t think it was any better in the life of a woman.
Currently, my country is under the rule of AKP, a centre-right party. They are in extreme favour of Islamism -however, they find it more fancy to call themselves ‘conservative democrats’. The ‘conservative’ part is pretty accurate, but I’ll have to to argue against the ‘democrats’ bit.
Our vice president will probably avoid discussing female reproductive rights as much as possible, let alone pronouncing the word ‘vagina’. And we don’t even have a female vice president, anyway.
I remember there was an issue about this specific example, when one of the representatives of the opposition party made a statement regarding abortion. The word ‘vagina’ was also included in this remark. She was publicly denounced for uttering the word by our deputy Prime Minister, and he further commented on the matter by questioning how come she wasn’t ashamed of speaking out such ugly words (it’s a medical term?) while even he was blushing.
The oppression of women in Turkey is still present and obvious. No, it’s not because Turkey is a Muslim country, it’s because half of the population lack the education to inquire things and are encouraged to believe BLINDLY in what are being presented to them as ‘religious teachings’. Our government is actually very good at manipulating such teachings of religion. And I don’t think most of our population are able to question what they absorb. I know tons and tons of people who are Muslims, who treat women like true gentlemen and support women in their quest of gaining equality in society. Then again, I know tons of EDUCATED people, who suggest the best trait a woman could have is obedience. I know that even women oppress women in society. These values pass from one generation to another, and it’s incredibly hard to break this chain. The roots have grown so strong that no matter how hard you pull on them, you can’t rip them off. Especially if the government keeps feeding this ideology to people instead of doing something about it.
A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!
this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.
i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.
For that last comment.
I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a totally different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.
Literally every time this is reblogged it’s yet another story added that could easily be about Robin and I’s sex life.